Chaos Help Desk

Welcome to the Chaos Help Desk, where tiny creatures in oversized headsets attempt to answer your questions while the office melts down around them.

Someone spilled glitter on the keyboard. Someone else is crying in the supply closet. A creature is typing with both paws and zero accuracy. 

But we’re here to help.

How to reach us:

Email:  dotsanddrills@outlook.com

Response Time: 24-48 hours (longer if the creatures unionize again)

Emergency Situations:

• Your package went missing under mysterious squeaking 

• Your order arrived with bite marks

• Your tracking says “detoured due to snack raid”

• A creature is holding your package hostage

What we can help with:

Order questions

Shipping updates

Product issues

Creature related incidents

Glitter contamination reports

We promise to respond with kindness, maybe some chaos, and at least one creature signature.