Shipping Shenanigans
Your items begin their journey in our Creature Warehouse, where tiny beings pack orders with enthusiasm, crumbs, and questionable decision making skills.
Processing time: 1-3 business days (unless the creatures get distracted by shiny objects)
Shipping time: Usually 3-7 business days (If delayed, it’s because someone insisted on riding the box like a parade float)
Tracking notes: Your tracking updates may include:
• “Paused for a creature inspection”
”Delayed due to a snack break”
”In transit but sideways”
”Glitter spill clean up in process”
Important: Creatures are NOT allowed inside the packages.
They do not respect this rule.