Workshop Lore

Welcome to the Workshop, the tiny, squeaky, and chaotic heart of our entire operation. This is where creatures scurry around with clipboards they stole from HR, where glitter falls like confetti from the ceiling vents, and where every product begins its journey in a haze of creativity, crumbs, and mid panic. 

Our Workshop is divided into three unofficial departments, all ran by creatures who absolutely should not be in charge:

1: The Sparkle Division: This team handles anything shiny. Their responsibilities include:

• adding sparkle
• adding too much sparkle
• arguing about which sparkle is “emotionally correct”
• and occasionally glitter bombing the break room

They believe sparkle is a blessing. We believe sparkle is a workplace hazard. Neither side is willing to compromise.

2: The Snacks Logistic Unit: This group manages snacks… and also everything else. They are supposed to:

• organize supplies
• maintain inventory
• and keep crumbs from outgoing orders

Instead they:

• eat the labels
• hide snacks inside the boxes
• and declare “Snack Emergencies” at least twice a day

3: The Tiny Quality Control Crew: These creatures perform “quality checks,” which include:

• sniffing items
• patting items
• squeaking at items
• and occasionally stepping directly on items

If your product has tiny paw prints, it passed inspection.

Our Workshop runs on: 

• creativity
• crumbs
• squeaks
• meltdown energy
• and the belief that chaos is a valid workflow

Everything we make is handmade, creature approved, and infused with sparkle, snacks, and a little bit of feral magic.